I-Deez lyrics

Song information

Artist: 8-Bit
Album: You Ain't No Robot

Lyrics

Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids

I need a can of beer
I need it right now
I need a can of beer so that I can freestyle
But this grocery store clerk is getting all up in my case
Telling me that I need an id to get some booze in this place
I get out of there, go to 6th and alvarado
See a guy standing by, pull over and I spot him
At sixty, I say twenty
Give 'em thirty
Yeah, it's money
Original stock, dmv can't stop that

Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids

I tried to get into el tropico's
So I could see some girlies take their clothes off
But crazee threw me out
I snuck around the back door
And slipped hector a twenty
He ordered watered-down drafts
And payed a dollar for a honey
After I proceeded to get tore the hell up
I grabbed a mic and began to mc
The whole place was jumpin' and boppin'
"Who the fuck is anti-log?"
All up in the place
So get the hell out of my face

L-e-f-r-o-s-t
Model number x5673
Go into the gas station to get some cigarettes
Camel white lights hard-packed, to be exact
You want a passport, bitch?!
I got a laser gun
You wanna stop me?
Well, you better run!
Gettin' so jealous of my infinite lifespan
Step on up, I'll throw your ass in a fryin' pan

Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids

Gettin' drunk off tecate
That a human-bot mixed
Chillin' in the casino
'Cause they forgot to card me
Now when they'll get me on my way out
If they knew I was a robot
They be like, "get out and stay out!"
I'm paid out my robotic ass
For calculating the odds of roulette and craps
And now I'm making the rounds
Slapping bitches on the ass
If worst comes to worst
I'll teleport back to my pad and crash

Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids
Robots don't got no driver's license
So we gotta get fake ids