Jerry Juice lyrics

Song information

Artist: 8-Bit
Album: You Ain't No Robot

Lyrics

Shake your body as you move across the dance floor
I'm hot and bothered while you're shakin' on your groove thang
Your jerry-curl juice is making me slip and slide
I did the hustle and I almost took a dive

Jerry juice, jerry juice
Jerry juice, jerry juice
On the dance floor
Jerry juice, jerry juice
Jerry juice, jerry juice
On the dance floor

You take me home and you're looking to make a score
You left the grease on the handle of my door
Just wait a minute 'til I get out the plastic sheets
And use the oil of your head to cook something to eat

Jerry juice, jerry juice
Jerry juice, jerry juice
In the bedroom
Jerry juice, jerry juice
Jerry juice, jerry juice

Woke up this afternoon with morning wood
Put on my leopard thong 'cause I thought I should
By the time this night's over, I'll bag a ho or six
And bring 'em back to my pad and give 'em a fat dick

Doin' the nasty in my leather hot suit
Hos say I look cute
But if they knew me, they'd puke
'Cause I'm a dirty old man
Of the slimeball type
I feed them all kind of lies
About how I'm mr. right, bitch

So now if I dump this mirror, I'm gettin' all fixed up
Fresh can of afro sheen gettin' my ass lubed up
And a jar of vaseline in a great big tub
Puttin' chalk on my teeth and ain't wearin' a rubber

She thinks I'm the love of her life, what she wants, cause
She'll never remember how long my shlong was
'Cause roofies be coatin' the inner rim of her wine glass
I thought I had it made until she turned to kick my ass

Jerry juice, jerry juice..

[Oh hell no!
You be coming up to me with yo greasy ass hair all up in my grill!
Shit, who the heck do you think you are?!
Shit, you all fuckin' jockin' my ass and shit!
There ain't no way you gonna get in my pants with your greasy ass do
I wouldn't even go out with you if you drove a bentley!
You know what I'm sayin'?
Hell naw!]

Jerry juice, jerry juice..