So Hip It Hurts lyrics

Song information

Artist: Abc
Album: How To Be A Zillionaire

Lyrics

Do you remember when men wore skirts? - so hip!

In kipper ties like jealous flirts - so hip!

In calico and in brocade shirts - so hip it hurts!

Do you remember when girls wore slacks? - so hip!

Traffic stops, men get heart attacks - so hip!

Seems so strange that they took it like that - so hip it hurts!

He's so hip - so hip it..

She's so hip - so hip it..

They're so hip - so hip it hurts!

So hip it..

Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? - so hot!

They kind of face you could idolise - so what!

The kind of shape that gets advertised - so hip it hurts!

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey

I'll admit even though it hurts me

She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts!

He's so hip - so hip it..

She's so hip - so hip it..

They're so hip - so hip it hurts!

So hip it hurts!

So hip it..

Afro-wigs on albino squares..

Polka-dots on alpaca flares..

Solar powered electric chairs..

So hip it hurts