Cool Guy 4 lyrics
Song information
Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Stan And Judy's Kid
Lyrics
-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-
Sean: what's your name, baby?
Girl #4: desiree
Sean: ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self
Girl #4: what's your name?
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-
Sean: my name's sean, I want to get it on
Girl #4: ooh
Sean: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama
Girl #4: oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want
Sean: yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
Girl #4: oh my
Sean: --you want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
Girl #4: that's sounds nice, sean
Sean: you know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears
Girl #4: I'm already naked, how about you?
Sean: well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine
Girl #4: you must look good you stud, are you hard?
Sean: baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go
Girl #4: ..."tally-whacker"?
Sean: no, no, no... I said the sweet-meat
Girl #4: oh my god
Sean: what?
Girl #4: -{to other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker
-{Sean groans}-
Call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- your kidding?
Girl #4: -{to other call girl}- and his sweet-meat
Call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- that's so gross
-{She hangs up}-
Sean: no. she did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute
-{Hangs up}-
What the fuck is happening
-{Weeping}-
... I'm horny, goddamn it. oh, shit. fucking, this is so un-chill