Cool Guy 4 lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Stan And Judy's Kid

Lyrics

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

Sean: what's your name, baby?

Girl #4: desiree

Sean: ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self

Girl #4: what's your name?

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

Sean: my name's sean, I want to get it on

Girl #4: ooh

Sean: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama

Girl #4: oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want

Sean: yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

Girl #4: oh my

Sean: --you want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

Girl #4: that's sounds nice, sean

Sean: you know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears

Girl #4: I'm already naked, how about you?

Sean: well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine

Girl #4: you must look good you stud, are you hard?

Sean: baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go

Girl #4: ..."tally-whacker"?

Sean: no, no, no... I said the sweet-meat

Girl #4: oh my god

Sean: what?

Girl #4: -{to other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker

-{Sean groans}-

Call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- your kidding?

Girl #4: -{to other call girl}- and his sweet-meat

Call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- that's so gross

-{She hangs up}-

Sean: no. she did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute

-{Hangs up}-

What the fuck is happening

-{Weeping}-

... I'm horny, goddamn it. oh, shit. fucking, this is so un-chill