Cool Guy 5 lyrics
Song information
Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Stan And Judy's Kid
Lyrics
-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-
Girl #5: hey, honey
Sean: s'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. you cold, baby? you want to use me as a blanket?
Girl #5: I'm just doing my thing
Sean: well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at
Girl #5: well, how much you got, big man?
Sean: well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on
Girl #5: what's that?
Sean: you're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub
Girl #5: ooh, I can do that
Sean: you can?
Girl #5: mm-hmm
Sean: you mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?
Girl #5: honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks
Sean: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up
Girl #5: -{opens his door}- sir, you are under arrest
-{Police car pulls up}-
Sean: you got to be fucking with mind here
Girl #5: no, I'm not
Cop: good job denise. we'll take him from here
-{Cop hand cuffs sean}-
Sean: what?!?! you going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? fuck that shit
Girl #5: hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself
Sean: wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!
-{Cop throws sean in back of police car}-
Cop: just get in the back, asshole
Girl #5: -{from outside}- you sick fuck
Sean: damn!! -{crying}- this is a bunch of bullshit!!!
Peeper: piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-
Sean: what?!
Peeper: please, piss me
Sean: no!!!
Peeper: just a tinkle
Sean: fuck that, keep him away from me
Peeper: urine
Sean: keep this man away from me