Mr. Spindel's Phone Call lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You

Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and steve koren

[Phone rings]
[Mr. spindel picks it up]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
Student: [whispering] "hey mr. spindel. how's algebra class going?" [chuckling]
Mr spindel: "whut!?"
Student: [whispering] "you're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [chuckling]
Mr spindel: "hey! who is this!"
[Student hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "answer me!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "for god's sake! who are you!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing "if you'd like to make a call..."]
Mr spindel: "who is that!?"
[Recording continues]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Recording continues]
Mr spindel: "who are you!?"
[Recording continues]
Mr spindel: "please answer me!"
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
Mr spindel: "oh god! who is this!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "please stop it! why are you doing this!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "why!? why!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "just tell me your name."
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "please."
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "I'm warning you!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "that's it!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "damn you kids!!"
[Bleeping]
Mr spindel: "damn you!!"
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. spindel picks it up]
Mr spindel: "hullo?"
Ted: "yeah, bill."
Mr spindel: "oh, ted!"
Ted: "I've been trying to get through to you forever. who have you been talking to?"
Mr spindel: "i don't know. so help me god! I don't know!"