The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?

Lyrics

[Adam sandler]:
And now the excited southerner has a job interview

[Man]:
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company

[Excite southerner]:
...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am
A very...very hard work...vocational skills...i went to...willing to work on a
Holidays...i had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other
People...but I'm sorry I got my g.e.d....with a overtime...time and a
Half...speakin in two languages...spanish and a...a..another one....and I and
And...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the
Bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely
Flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last
Boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...i got no dependence
With the w-2 form...and I was wondering.

[Man]:
You know what? that's great but uh we don't have anything open right now
Thanks for comin' down

[Excited southerner]:
Cool

[Man]:
Are you alright?