The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics

Song information

Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?

Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler and tara

Transcribed by big brother

[Setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl."

Girl: "you wanted to ask me something?"
Excited southerner: "yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're -- very pretty girl, and i, I -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi-- til death do us part i, we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"
Girl: "look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment."
Excited southerner: "coooooo."