Green Pea Soup lyrics

Song information

Artist: Alice Donut
Album: Donut Comes Alive

Lyrics

If linda blair was my lolita, her head would spin
She would levitate, vomit green
Beat a priest - what a teen!
Dick clark would grin
And foul things'd spurt without discretion
From her tiny mouth
She'd say: spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!

Mommy's in bandages 'n' smoking too
She doesn't like it when I tell her to

I don't know what's come over me
I'm not myself today
Linda's all the rage -
The devil's underage

Get that cross right out of there girl
You don't know where it's been
You're 13, underage, into bondage
It's just a phase
You're too young to sin
Speak in tongues backwards in latin
Let me hear you say:
Spank me, spank me, spank me daddy!

Comin' downstairs just to piss on the rug
She's gonna get all my gnarly love

I don't know what's come over me
I'm not myself today
Linda's all the rage -
The devil's underage

The power of christ compels you