The More I Drink lyrics

Song information

Artist: Blake Shelton
Album: Pure Bs

Lyrics

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular coke
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "man, what happened to you? why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "i would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't."

Chorus
Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

Chorus

Yep-yep
Humm, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine
The more I drink...the more I drink
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink