Val Kilmer lyrics

Song information

Artist: Bowling For Soup
Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case

Lyrics

I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy
That it's become
More slapstick
Then chick flick
More caddy shack
Then breakfast at tiffany's
So thank me at the podium
For a life time of contribution

Turn on the cameras
Someone queue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set

Because the big screen's
Calling final casting call
It's your big shot baby
You're the next big star
Another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
It's falling apart
Heading for the cutting room floor
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey
I'm the guy
Who gets the girl

So if you miss my movie
Get the dvd
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less raising arizona
More steel magnolias
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts
You with a water gun
A supersoaker filled with pee

Because the big screen's
Calling final casting call
It's your big shot baby
You're the next big star
Another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
It's falling apart
Heading for the cutting room floor
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey
I'm the guy
Who gets the girl

All apologizes to kevin costner
And that chick from monster
Give me adam sandler, will farrall, belushi, and even val kilmer
He was funny in real genius
(What about top gun?)
No, top gun wasn't funny
(Whatever,)
Top secret was funny too
But he sucked as batman

The big screen's
Calling final casting call
It's your big shot baby
You're the next big star
Another dumb movie
About a guy with a broken heart
I'm falling apart
Steven spielberg's calling
And he's setting up cars

It's your big shot baby
You're the next big star
Another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
It's falling apart
Heading for the cutting room floor
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey
I'm the guy
Who gets the girl
Who gets the girl

I'm the guy
That gets the girl
Who gets the girl, (x6)