She's Inflatable lyrics

Song information

Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Juddmental

Lyrics

(Parody of "unbelieveable" by diamond rio (al anderson/jeffrey steele, al andersongs (bmi)/mighty nice music (bmi), administered by blue water music corp/my life's music (bmi)/yellow desert music (bmi)/songs of windswept pacific (bmi)
New lyrics and music by cledus t. judd/scott rouse/ronnie scaife, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/shaboo music (bmi)/universal music (bmi)

She's so squeezable
Please-able
Unbreakable
She's inflatable
She's an arm full of sex appeal
Can't wait till I get her home
Yeah

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
Shania twain
Ain't got a dad blang thing
On my tease-able
Squeeze-able
Please-able
She's inflatable

Most folks think I'm full of baloney
I'm never lonely

Never thought I could buy someone not

Flammable
Air brain-able
Recycle-able
No I ain't full of bull
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing

It made my mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a vegas flight
And I made her mom whine

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My flexible
Patch-able
Washable
Yeah inflatable

(Oh dang lady you give a new definition of taking a man's breath away)

Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller
I'd never sell her
People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter

She's blonde-head-able
Re-head-able
Brunet-able
Interchange-able
I didn't need a down payment
On that pretty little plastic thing

She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My please-able
Patchable
Washable
Bio-degradable

Air-brain-able
Squeezable
Washable
She's inflatable
That diamond rio song had way too many syllables