Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Of Girls Do It All The Time By Mindy Mccready.) lyrics

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Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Did I Shave My Back For This?

Lyrics

Oh gosh, here we go again
A fella can't get no rest around this joint

Well, she got up this morning at six a.m.
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a snowball's chance of sleepin' late
'Cos she started vacuuming
Said: "get your lazy butt up cledus
"You gotta take me to the mall
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."

Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A buncha female general schwarzkopfs
A' barkin' off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh why do we? can't tell if they break a nail)
Wives do it, all the time

Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pickup
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
You know you sure are a cold one, baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your victoria's secret
Or watch mindy on cmt

Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
When we give 'em that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time

Well, she just might get frisky tonight
So I will get nowhere near her
And if she says: "cledy, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her
Oooooh

They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bankrupt us all)
Wives do it, all the time

Yeah, wives do it
All the time, all the time

Wives do it
All the time, all the time

Wives do it
All the time, all the time

Yeah, wives do it
Mine does it all the time