Hey Mister lyrics

Song information

Artist: Custom
Album: Fast

Lyrics

Hey mister, I really like your.. daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
Maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey mister, on your way to work
In your volvo suit and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon
Messing around, maybe getting high

It's not.. what you did..
It's not.. what you didn't..
God gave her a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not.. she's a tramp
It's not.. she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one of that I'm sure

Hey mister, I really like your.. daughter
When I'm horny like thirsty, she's a bottle of water

Hey mister, how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
Now she's calling me dad
In the back seat, naked of her new volkswagen
The perfect little gift for high school graduation

It's not.. what you did..
It's not.. what you didn't..
God gave her a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not.. she's a tramp
It's not.. she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one of that I'm sure

Na nana na nana.
Hahahahahahaha...(duel)
Na nana na nana..(duel)
Na nana na nana.

Ha haha ha haha ha hahahaa

I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too
Breakstands, neutral drops
Wreck all your cars, drink all the
Booze in your cheesy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in your skippy jar
Smoke your cigars, answer your
Phone tell your boss you moved
To mars, when you call in late
From work, I tell your wife you're at
The titty bars!

It's not.. what you did..
It's not.. what you didn't..
God gave her a perfect body
Now I'm all up in it

It's not.. she's a tramp
It's not.. she's not pure
She just likes getting her fuck on
And it's a good one of that I'm sure

I can't lie, I have to tell the truth
Man to man mister
It's all a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When I'm done with her she'll do one of your bros!

I hope.. I never have a daughter
I hope.. I never have a daughter
I hope.. I never have a daughter
I hope.. I never have a daughter

Na nana na nana
Na nana na nana
Na nana na nana
Na nana na nana