The Continuing Misadventures Of Generation lyrics

Song information

Artist: Diesel Boy
Album: Venus Envy

Lyrics

From the bowery to brighton you've all heard my call / I've got two pierced nipples and a ring through my balls / my name is slackerman, superhero for the masses / I'm trying to rid society from the rich upper classes / I've got sideburns like elvis and a shaggy goatee / I was born in 73 / most superheros fly high, but me, I'd rather skate / both parents are lawyers, divorced when I was eight / my wallets got a chain and superpowers to boot / I'll lasso you like a cowboy then I'll die your hair blue / I'm studying psych at the local jc / cuz I don't really know what to be /

My partner in slackdom is a chick named danielle / I met her at the drive thru of taco bell / she drives her mom's green volvo, bag of tricks on her back / she wears her hair short, wears her doc martens black / with her maybelline lips and her catholic school skirt / she'll leave bankers with nothing but dirt / its a thankless job being a hero and all / but I've gotta do it or genx will fall / yuppies and boomers get outta my way / cuz I'm taking over and I start today / I am the twenty-something / hero of the world and I am here for your mocha