You Can't Handle This lyrics

Song information

Artist: Five Iron Frenzy
Album: Five Iron Frenzy, Vol. 2: Electric Boogaloo

Lyrics

Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
It goes "ka-ching"
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

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No, no, no
You can't handle this
No, no, no
You can't handle this

Through my glasses glare
You'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare
I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even texas instruments
Thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up
And if you want
A piece of me
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

Chorus

Bridge-
And leonard nimoy
Can't stand up to this
And captain james t. kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
Awesome
I am the awesomest

Chorus