Turn Your Music Down lyrics

Song information

Artist: Former Fat Boys
Album: Rocky Loves Emily

Lyrics

I'm starting at the top, I'm only goin down
I'm greg louganis, hopin I don't drown
Except I'm not gay, I don't have aids
So I guess I'm not in fact greg louganis
Hoo, I just fucked a danish
Not a chick, a donut what you think I'm famous
Nah, I still record in my room
Still igonred
Got officer tamales banging on my door
Sayin

They sayin
Turn your music down
Cuz its way too loud
So let's just ask the crowd
Hell no, we won't turn the music down

Cuz we fucked up in the crowd
We sure ain't making mommy proud
So when they say turn your music down
Scream out we fucking need it loud

They sayin turn it down
When we raising the roof
Not when I'm getting loose
Not when I'm spinning my tunes
I drive my car fast
When I pass girls I like
Windows down music loud
On a moonlit night
Still douche bags always get the girls
Cuz girls hate themselves
So increase the decibels
Maybe it'll help
And then you re-roll the dice
Keep playing the game
But I need a little more volume
To drown out the pain
Until my ear drums ring like nick carters phone
Hello? hi nick! is paris hilton home
No? leave you alone? well that's not cool
I called you long distance from the payphone at school
Cuz I just wanted you to hear that $ucksex is alive
I just wanted to call up and make some noise
I'm sorry its 6am but I love the backstreet boys
Actually ashlee and lindsay didn't answer you're my third choice

Waiting for her call to give me the lowdown
My cell phone rings, it's a hodown, hoes out
Whole club back at my house
Alpine bangin till the sun comes out
Or does it?
Cuz they wanna be keeping me down
But we just broke up
So I'm needing it loud
But these cops keep telling me its not allowed
Keep turnin it up and they start to surround
And she's elsewhere finding herself with another guy
But I still got a throng of thonged girls inside
So I invite the officer in, the look on his face
Like a kid in the candy shop, surveying the place
And couple girls later, a bottle of wine
Turns out I'm fine, committing no crime
And now I got the whole force out in the back
Saying $ucksex can't it go a little louder than that