A Regular Guy lyrics

Song information

Artist: Freak Kitchen
Album: Freak Kitchen

Lyrics

I don't feel a thing when I see a nude pamela lee
A whopper meal with cheese ain't my cup of tea
I'm a sensitive person, please be gentle with me
'Cos I believe everything you say and take it seriously

I wanna be a regular guy
Watch football and drink beer 'til I die
Instead I read kafka and write poems that make me cry
God, let me be a regular guy

Remember when you were gene simmons, I pretended I was voltaire
Now I hold a professorship while you scratch your pubic-hair
You can spend a day just watching your sweetheart get a perm
I rack my brain over: which came first? the intestine or the tapeworm?

I wanna be a regular guy
Dig quentin tarantino films or maybe wear a tie
Instead I read nietzsche and get a philosophic high
Please, let me be a regular guy

Fifteen years old and god was james joyce
Studied to become an opera-singer, but I always lost my voice
My best friend was my asthma-medicine
I was quoting ulysses when you saw led zeppelin

I wanna be a regular guy
Watch football and drink beer 'til I die
Instead I read kafka and write poems that make me cry
God, let me be a regular guy