Soap Bar lyrics

Song information

Artist: Goldie Lookin' Chain
Album: Straight Outta Newport

Lyrics

Burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today
Smokin' soap bar without an ashtray
Red hot nylon drippin' on my skin
I ripped the fucker off
And threw it in the bin
Soap bar's cheap and so's my clothes
They gotta be coz of all the fuckin' holes
It tastes like shit and it makes you cough
And it's the fuckin' rubber innit, that gets you off

Yeah I smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic
I leaves mine in it coz it tastes fantastic
Skunk costs too much, I can't see the appeal
Than smokin' port rocky, soap bar or gold seal
Smoke rocky in a bong, bucket or hot knives
Bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise
I smokes green and it's gone in an instant
But soap bar lasts coz it's fuckin' consistent

Chorus
Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best

Last night I went out drivin' in my car
I sparked up a fat spliff of fuckin' soap bar
A blim burn burnt right down to my dick
And while I was distracted I fuckin' crashed in
To a brick wall, the car was fuckin' battered
The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered
You're better off smokin' the green instead
Coz it don't blim burn an' it's better for your head

Soap baaar, sittin' in a deep sweat
Thinkin' I gotta get some rocky
For the weekend, the sight of draw excites me
Stick it in a bong, light it up and chuck a fuckin' whitey
Burnin' holes in my trakky
This shit always happens when I'm smokin' fuckin' rocky
You heard it on the news, you've seen it on the telly
Add up for movin' soap bar down fuckin' lliswerry
I used to smoke skunky but it was far too smelly, man

Chorus
Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best

Most soap bar comes from fuckin' holland
They make it out of oil and tyres and pollen
Diesel, mirror bar, flat press too
These are types of soap bar available to you
These little bits of plastic you find inside
You can use those as a quality guide
Of the standard of soap bar that you are smokin'
The more bits of plastic means the better the tokin'

Eat a hash cake but wait a while
It'll take about an hour, ain't draw versatile
You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff
Space shapes, straw gateaus, you knows it delia smith
Lyin' in your bed droppin' blims on your pubes
Sellin' draw to your mates but it's really oxo cubes
When you're cookin' up draw, be quick, don't lick it
Coz it's really fuckin' hot and it'll burn your fingers

This bloke said to me, 'you haven't got a clue
About the damage that soap bar can do to you'
I tried to see things from his point of view
But I couldn't fit my head up his ass hole too
The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
I knows if I smoke it I'm gonna feel rough
My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
Coz the thing about soap bar is it's fuckin' hardcore

Chorus
Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
Before I die and they lay me to rest
I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best