Percy lyrics

Song information

Artist: Grüvis Malt
Album: Maximum Unicorn

Lyrics

It is a brisk autumn morning and the leaves circle 'round an approaching figure. the monstrous iron gates of castalia open wide, revealing thomas jackson the second; a wicked smile on his face. the maximum unicorn is here, somewhere, he can feel it. he thinks of his father driven mad by his own determination to experience the awesome power of this beast. and he thinks of his long suffering mother, whose lonely heart knew nothing more than pain and loss. but then, he pictures himself smiling and caressing the severed head of the maximum unicorn. draining the magic and sucking the beauty from its cold, lifeless body

Many a man
Folded their hand
Angels have scorned this unicorn
You can pretend
Your quest will end
In glory and fame
Forged in the flames
Let madness reduce you
To quivering poop stew
You'll never find the maximum unicorn