Lipstick lyrics

Song information

Artist: Guttermouth
Album: Musical Monkey

Lyrics

On a tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the fuck up outta' bed
And get a god damned job
So I told her hey hey fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch so i
Slammed the door in her face
Don't ever barge in my room
Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in vail
No one to post your bail
Cauz' daddy loves me more
He says that your a

You're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so
Worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
Sorry mom, I had to pawn
The china, silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
Like you
You're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
No make it 60 bucks
Make it 75
Why dont you just give me your whole god damn purse
I hope your having fun rotting in jail
Mabye I'll come visit you
Nah!
Enjoy your stretch in jail