Lucky The Donkey lyrics

Song information

Artist: Guttermouth
Album: Musical Monkey

Lyrics

My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico
She had trienta margaritas 25 years ago
Her purse had just been stolen
She had to make some cash
For 50,000 pesos
The donkey fucked her ass
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother's box was his salt lick
Human donkey fornication
Her taco is the destination
It soon became apparent
It wasnt for the dough
A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
The crowd would shout "ole!"
As she nibbled on his sack
They never had a patron
Demand their money back
A real freak show in the pit
The donkey's fuckin my moms tits
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
The donkeys name was lucky
Oh boy he loved to fuck
He'd get so damn excited
He'd kick and make you duck
If you want to be a star
Its easy to be famous
Just pull down your pants
And let lucky fuck your anus
Im so ashamed it made me sick
My mother's box was his salt lick
Acting like a true ranchero
Dancing around a big sombrero
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
Lucky the luckiest donkey
"Ole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"