Impotency lyrics

Song information

Artist: Home Grown
Album: That's Business

Lyrics

Impotency really sucks
I don't know why I can't get it up
Why me?! why?!
All of my friends make fun of me
"Hard to ejaculate! easy to pee!"
Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow!
I'm flaccid and limp. I can't get an erection
(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)

There must be something wrong with me
I will never get laid
I've got a penis infection
There must be something wrong with me!!
Uh, duh...impotency!

I went to my doctor the other day
He asked me if I was straight or gay
Well, my eyes are slanted
That's not the problem can't you see, you stupid rug rat?
I've got a problem. actually, I've got a case called impotency
Oh yeah, yeah