Ignorance Is Bliss lyrics

Song information

Artist: Jellyfish
Album: Fan Club

Lyrics

Wake up! miss toadstool
It is i, your one and only king, bowser koopa
I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green
But on the whole I'd say, "super duper."

Princess toadstool, I know you're frightened. (ooh ooh)
But if you knew just why you're here... your fear would just be heightened! so lets just say
Ignorance is bliss

Oh well, I hate to be a bummer... I brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers oh what's their names?
Oh yes!
Mario, and luigi, just the sound of them makes me queezy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game

Princess toadstool, you're so misguided. (ooh ooh)
I've never been fond of bookworms, but then again this one does make good mario bait!
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss

With my magic books I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools

Princess toadstool, you're not so clever (ooh ooh)
All your words are alphabet soup, but a picture tells it better
I'll say it again!
Ignorance is bliss

Haven't you heard?
A picture's worth a thousand words

You call yourself a princess, but you're a brainiac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister. she read so much she got a blister
A big one!
I mean big!
On her brain!
What a shnook!

I'd like to get my hands
Just one time with a monkey wrench
I'd fix their plumbing

Princess toadstool, I know you're frightened. (so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened
Princess toadstool, your not so clever. (picture says it better)
All your words are alphabet soup. a picture tells it better

For the last time!

On second thought I think I've made my point