Don't Touch Me lyrics

Song information

Artist: Kelly Osbourne
Album: Sleeping In The Nothing

Lyrics

He picked me up around a quarter to nine
I was a little shocked that he was right on time
He was really well mannered as he opened my door
He seemed like the man I was looking for
He took me to a fancy restaurant
And told me to order anything I want
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends
And said: "oh my god he's such a gentleman"
He want to have a good time
Ass I was drinking his wine
And then I started to feel really sleepy
And he had this creepy look in his eyes

Chorus 2x
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe
I just wake up and break your neck
It won't be worth the costs you made
Cause this will be the date you never forget

I woke up in the morning about half past eight
And I couldn't remember what happened to my date
My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right
I couldn't recall a single thing from last night
My best friend suzie called me on the phone
And said: "girl you really had it going on"
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls"

Chorus 2x

The moral of the story, to make myself clear
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear
I would think twice before your next date
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight

Chorus

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe
I just wake up and break your neck
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe
I just wake up and break your neck