Don't Touch My Willie lyrics

Song information

Artist: Kevin Fowler
Album: Loose Loud & Crazy

Lyrics

She showed up at my house at half past nine
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
She said this will be a night you won't forget

She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said

Don't touch my willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some haggard or some jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my willie
We'll get a long just fine

She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn't share his willie on the very first night
I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard

I don't pull out my willie for just anyone
There's a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go too far

Don't touch my willie
I don't know you that well
Help yourself to some haggard or some jones
Hell, or anybody else
I don't know what you heard
I ain't that kind of guy
Yeah so don't touch my willie
We'll get a long just fine

Keep your hands off my willie
We'll get along just fine