Put Another Log On The Fire lyrics

Song information

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Live From The Lone Star Café

Lyrics

(Sheldon silverstein)

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
Boil me up another pot of tea
Put another log on the fire, girl
Come and tell me why you're leaving me

Don't I let you wash the car on sunday ?
Don't I warn you when you're getting fat ?
Hey, fatso!
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me some day ?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that

Ain't I always nice to your kid sister
Don't I take her driving every night ?
So sit here at my feet because I like you when you're sweet
And you know that it ain't feminine to fight

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans

Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
Boil me up another pot of tea
Put another log on the fire, woman
Come and tell me why you're leaving me
Yeah, come and tell me why you're leaving me