Kj Five Two lyrics

Song information

Artist: Kj-52
Album: It's Pronounced Five Two

Lyrics

Intro. ladies an' gentlemen now put your hands together for kj-fifty two
Uh... actually it's 52
Oh I'm sorry I meant kj-90210
No it's kj-52
Oh xcuse me xcuse me kj-u571
No your not hearin me it's 52!
Oh I mean kj-ak47..
Man just pay attention man, listen, listen
Chorus
My name is kj aka kj five two
My name is kj it is so nice to meet you
My name is kj aka kj five two
My name is kj it is so nice to meet you

My name is kj... five two
Brown hair eyes of blue
20 lbs. clocking in at six foot two
You can catch me watching veggie tales sipping mountain dew
Spending too much money at the mall and gadzooks
Now I'm rolling throught mcdonald's I'm getting a number two
But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food
Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too
Ha ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool?
I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school
I was like "now everybody gonna think that I'm cool
And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter than tom cruise"
But instead they laugh at me like the sponge bob dude
Looking back I don't know just how I made it through
But you live and learn, that just what you go through
Cause nowadays kids be like "kj rocks dude"
My name is kj...everybody stay tuned

*Chorus

My name is kj five two
Now ya'll be messing up my name
It's not fifty two it don't stand for king james
I waited too long now so let me explain
John 6:9 let me break it down plain
Five loaves two fishes is what the lord gave
So I took what I had and I just did the same
Put it all in his hands and I just walked away
I said lord it's all yours you can have the whole thing
I know what I bring it might sound a little strange
But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame
Feel just the same ain't nothing ever changed
I still drive a mini van and naw I ain't ashamed
Sipping lipton iced tea dipping and switching lanes
Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game
Yelling at the lame drivers saying "get out of the way"
My name is kj ya'll know the name

*Chorus