Lancer With Your Zancer lyrics

Song information

Artist: Lawnmower Deth
Album: Ooh Crikey... It's Lawnmower Deth

Lyrics

When king arthur sat down
On the river bank
He had a mighty vision
It really was quite wank
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, arthur
Come over here
Take thi sword
Now fuck off
Now so off he went
Back to see his one and only gwendoline
In his hand he held
His sword and a pot of vasele
He thought it was time
To try and prove that he really was a man
He thought it was quicker
Getting hiome in the back of a transit van
In he walked, up the stairs
Found his mrs. wearing flares
He was not pleased, you could tell
He dropped his sword, the vaseline fell
Hey, arthur, you're my man
If you can't do it, no-one can
I like your sword, it feels so good
Don't you think we should be stooo?
Here we go dear, here's my hand
Let me place it on your gland
Come on dear, take my stick
An with it I'll show you a trick
Come on dear, I'm getting angry
And my zance is becoming dangly
Then it' time we ate
I'll give you your dinner on a plate
The sword was needed no more
So he dropped it onto the floor
Into the corner it started to cower
'Cos his sword was losing power
This is a story that must be told
To all of you young and old
If you're going to use your lancer
Make sure it's got a big zancer