Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom lyrics

Song information

Artist: Lawnmower Deth
Album: Ooh Crikey... It's Lawnmower Deth

Lyrics

When sumo rabbit was let out of his hutch
You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch
His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes
Other forms of life are things he does despise
Sumo rabbit goes to nightclubs to kick some trendy ass
Thye drinks nuclear brown so he can have the glass
Then without a warning, he crushes it in his paw
Then without a flicker, he'll stuff it in your jaw
Then he goes to a food-bar to hassle the fuckin' owner
He starts by telling others that they are all?
Then he has some food but won't pay lot the bill
Then to top the lot he goes inh for the kill
Sumo
Into the fighting ring to everyone's surprise
Sumo throws a rabbit turd between his opponent's eyes
With a crash and an ear-splitting squeek
For his opponent it's the end of the fuckin' week