Jan Brady lyrics

Song information

Artist: Lunachicks
Album: Babysitters On Acid

Lyrics

I am jan brady
And you must believe that
Or forever perish in your doubt
I am the soul embodiment of jan
And I exist to serve the brady alter
For I have become one with another soul
And I have no need for others!

* chorus*

Jan brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am jan, jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham

So now you must believe and worship me
Or else a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from alice our house keeper
I go to school with my brady brothers
We live in the same house
But we come from different mothers!

*Chorus*

I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I was'nt wearing my glasses
But I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes
With my wig, I'll be a smash
Polyester plaid bell bottoms
I ain't no trash!!!!

*Chorus*