The Ghost Song (No Such Thing) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
Album: Give Us A Mystery

Lyrics

It floats up the stairs, it floats down the hall
It floats into my bedroom, right through the wall
It glides post my dresser, to the bedpost. I swear
I'm looking at a ghost! naaaaa!

There's no such thing! it's not a ghost
Because there's no such thing. no such thing
I can't be frightened of a globby, green, glow
'Cause there's no such thing

It plays the piano, it swings on the swing
It does a lot considering there's no such thing
Then it boots my computer, as quick as you please
It floats on the keyboard. it presses some keys
"What creature may you be?" came up on the screen
I type in, "a human being."

Suddenly, the rooms goes as icy as winter
And something came out of the printer..
"No such thing! you can't be human, cause there's no such thing
Those human stories, they scare ghosts so
But we know there's no such to thing!"
Now hold the phone! I'm really real!
"You're not!," "are not!," "you're wrong". I cried!
"All right, let's play a game of cards to decide."
"Okay. whoever wins the game, that one's real."
He types out, "you got it. now deal!."

I ask him for aces, he types out "you wish."
He asks me for sevens. I type out "you wish!"
"Jacks?" "sorry." "queens?" "no." "sixes?" "huh-uh." "twos?"
We play for a hour, and guess what? I lose!
"No such thing. you don't exist! there's so such thing!"
It made me crazy to be told where to go
By something who's no such thing

The story now is over, the story is through
And some of you may even think this story is true
But, there's no such thing
It didn't happen, cause there's no such thing
I made the whole thing up, so I outta know
And I know there's no such things
There's no such thing
There's no such thing
I hope!