Pop Punk Is Dead lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mc Chris
Album: Life's A Bitch And I'm Her Pimp

Lyrics

[Secretary]mr. chandler, mr. ward's here to see you
[Tim chandler]hey mc!
[Mc chris]tim, tim chand-mc chris in the house
[Tim chandler]haha, yeah
[Mc chris]tim chandler, new pop. how are you, sir?
[Tim chandler]I'm good, how are you?
[Mc chris]I'm great, sir. and you?
[Tim chandler]ha...ha...I'm good. listen, have a seat
[Mc chris]thank you, thank you very much. this is comfortable..
[Tim chandler to secretary]thank you, princess. you can go..
[Secretary]oh..okay
[Tim chandler]ohhh. let me start by thanking you for a second
[Mc chris]okay..
[Tim chandler]the album...i got the preorders in, they look great. the album sounds great
[Mc chris]thanks a lot
[Tim chandler]you look like a million bucks
[Mc chris]thank you, thank you very much
[Tim chandler]uhhhhh..
[Mc chris]what-what's the matter, mr chandler? you look like...is something the matter?
[Tim chandler]you don't know what I'm going through. it's becoming more and more appearant as the days tick by in my head that...that pop punk is dead..
[Mc chris]what!?
[Tim chandler]...and hip hop is the wave of the future
[Mc chris]well...i guess it could be...i mean we don't know for sure
[Tim chandler]these bands, they have nothing to sing about except how girls they loved and then the girls didn't love them and they...mmmmmmm
[Mc chris]look c'mon that's good music, mr
[Tim chandler]ugh...gimme a break
[Mc chris]mr. ch-
[Tim chandler]egghead's got a song about how hot dogs taste good...i know hot dogs taste good!
[Mc chris]i know you do, sir
[Tim chandler]i eat hot dogs!
[Mc chris]i know, you have some on your desk..
[Tim chandler]ohhhh...dirt bike annie, sure they got a woman in the band...but she's married!
[Mc chris]but, it's a great ban-
[Tim chandler]it's a cock-tease band!
[Mc chris]there my, there my friends, dude
[Tim chandler]they tease my cock
[Mc chris]mr. chandler..
[Tim chandler]listen up. you kid, you're where it's a cause you can actually have sex with women for christ's sake
[Mc chris]well...i do..
[Tim chandler]that's what I'm looking for, a man's man
[Mc chris]yeah...yeah, that's who I am
[Tim chandler]allllright...get the fuck out of my office
[Mc chris]o...o...o...okay...mr. chandler...thanks for seeing me..
[Tim chandler]uh huh..