The Hammer lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mc Chris
Album: Knowing Is Half The Hassle

Lyrics

Geek: ...economics, I love economics..

Bully: hey over there! where do you think you're going?

Geek: I'm gonna go home!

Bully: thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: school's over. I wanna go--

Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you

Geek: oh, recollections on what?

Bully: let me think back on how many of your family members'
Cunts I've licked today!

Geek: oh, how offensive!

Bully: let's see, your sister..

Geek: oh!

Bully: ...your mother..

Geek: not my mother!

Bully: ...your grandmother..

Geek: my grandmother?

Bully: I dug up your great grandmother..

Geek: oh, you wouldn't!

Bully: her cunt tasted like skeletons!

Geek: oh, that's gross!

Bully: hahahahaha

Geek: hey! how do you feel about this!?

Bully: oh my god! aah!

Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!!

Bully oh my god!

Geek: and now I am pointing it right at your face!!

I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!!

And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!

Bully: please! please! i...i...looking at your gun
I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and i...uh..
I just think if I were to get a second chance..
Geek: you can't get a second chance!! you are way too mean
And therefore, you deserve to get capped!!
I am pulling back the..
Thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!

Bully: the hammer?

Geek: now I am pulling the trigger!!

Bully: oh my god!
You pulled the trigger on the gun and the bullet's
Flying out of the gun at lightning speed! aah!
Ow! it hit me in the head!

Geek: how do you like that, bully!? how do you like that!?

Bully: aah! ow! I'm dying...dying

Geek: wait a minute, what have I done? (cries)
I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? what have I done..
What have I done?