Stat-60 lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mc Lars Horris
Album: Laptop

Lyrics

9 o' clock class feels like five
Asleep at three, so sleep deprived
Stat-60 satisfies 2c
The math ger, not the one for me
The central limit theorem? speak english
The sum of squares? I don't need this
But I'm positive, studying hard
Gotta pass this class, no holds barred
But essay due last thursday man
Moby dick I understand
Up 'till five in the library
Meyer lair, kind of scary
Asleep at eight then up at ten
Missed the lecture can't pretend
I get the null hypothesis..
On tuesday's test, I was dissed

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Got stat-60 on my mind
Chi-squared values all the time
In my notes and in my rhymes
Easy quarter? not this time

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, professor thomas?
Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated, but you taught this:
You get involved in radio
Work really hard, get your own show
But whoops, you slip, and play a track
Uncensored as matter of fact
The fcc gets on your back
The station manager says it's whack
The probability that you'll loose your show on 90.1? 1.0
Let's say that you're late for class
Racing down peddling fast
You live in a, class is at b
Integrate time and velocity
The probability that you'll crash your bike
In white plaza on the way to psych
.34 on your cell phone
.85 if you hit a cone

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Let's say you meet this hot sophomore
She likes you, you can't ignore
X the months that you date
P the probability that it's great
You break up but you still kiss
You're not discrete it's continuous
Late night hook ups nebulous
Thin line friendship, no big fuss
Weekly sessions on the phone
Made the right choice
You're on your own
Good to be single all alone
Degrees of freedom you can't clone
But calculate e of x
You're at a party you see your ex
The probability that your heart breaks in 2
She's with someone new and it's not you

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S-t-a-t sixty, baby
S-t-a-t sixty, baby
S-t-a-t sixty, baby
S-t-a-t sixty, baby

I'm going to pass this class, so... you know