I Hate Jimmy Page lyrics

Song information

Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence
Album: Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy

Lyrics

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling dj
Suckas gonna reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit, I like it!)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable mineral or (ooh)
I'm a bad ass tell me I'm a bad ass
I don't need you and I don't need a break
If I wasn't here I'd be out getting laid
Please, please play the whole damn song
Cuz a 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too god damn long

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5-year-old pantyshot
Yeah, yeah, yeah that could be a real big record
Cause its got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I aint a girl just cuz I rock the boat
I aint a boy just cuz I rock your world
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
I'll kiss my ass and put a muthafuckin' smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop
Me!!
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole shit will never last

One day I'm a do the fucking (ooh)
I'm a screw the fucking (ooh)
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
So there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a shit
You say that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws, I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo' jive
You don't know me why the hell you gunna gimme this
You so wrong with yo' jive
Now there's some things in life I don't like
And this is what I just did
So I took a big hit of who the fuck gives a shit
Yo not I - I am destined to die now
Add to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock? (ooh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Get those faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Fuck the future and bite the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole shit will never last

I'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me o-o-o-off