He's Dead Jim lyrics

Song information

Artist: M.O.D.
Album: The Rebel You Love To Hate

Lyrics

Please don't beam me down with kirk, mccoy and spock
Cause if you do, I know that you'll be dead by 1 o'clock
Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite
Bones will look at jim and say I'm just a doctor dammit

I'm an extra - on star trex
It's my break - on tv
The fourth man in the landing crew
It's the last you'll see of me

They didn't ask me I wanted to go
And if they did - I would have told them no
Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be
Every time they beam down 4 they only beam back 3

I'm an extra...........

So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer
Just stay up at the helm and help sulu steer
The enterprise is much more fun when scotty runs the crew
So you beam down - I'll say aboard and have some tribal stew

I'm an extra...........