Alsatian Cousin lyrics

Song information

Artist: Morrissey
Album: Viva Hate

Lyrics

Were you and he lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a friday
Passing my way
Oh..

Were you and he lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

A note upon his desk
"P.s. bring me home and have me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"But on the desk is where I want you!"

So I ask (even though I know):