High School lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: My E.P. [Ep]

Lyrics

Don't bother going to class
Cuz nobody cares if you cut
And its not smart to experiment
With ben gay on your nuts

If you ask her out and she says maybe
What she really means is no way
And if you try jerking off behind the backstop
The team will be playing that day. (oh god)

These are the things
I wish I knew
There are the things I wish I knew
In highschool
Yeah these are the things
I wish I knew in highschool

Don't call the head jock a fag
Even if it's true
And don't hold our for that one special girl
Cuz she'll never have sex with you. (no way)

These are the things
I wish I knew
There are the things I wish I knew
In highschool
Yeah these are the things
I wish I knew in highschool

Don't let 'em see you cryin
No matter how it hurts
And nobody ever got laid
Cuz they were wearin' a rush t-shirt

These are the things
I wish I knew
There are the things I wish I knew
In highschool
Yeah these are the things
I wish I knew in highschool