I Only Eat Candy lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: Nerf Herder

Lyrics

I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat candy

I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old jesus
And I don't worship satan
No, not like charlie and steve, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat candy
I'm angry!

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yes I only eat candy my good friend
Oh I only eat candy
Yeah!
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