Vaseline And A Magazine lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nobodys
Album: Short Songs For Short Attention Spans

Lyrics

I don't go out
No I don't date
I stay at home and masturbate

Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine
All I need is vaseline and a magazine

I'm not nice
I don't pretend
My right hand is my girlfriend

Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine
All I need is vaseline and a magazine
All I need is vaseline and a magazine
All I need is vaseline and a magazine