Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns lyrics

Song information

Artist: Nofx
Album: 7 Inch Of The Month Club

Lyrics

[First joke]

- hey hefe
- what?
- what do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
- uh... you?

[Second joke]

- hey fat mike, what's a jewish dilemma?
- I don't know
- free ham!

[Third joke]

- hey hefe, what do you call four mexicans in quicksand?
- what?
- cuatro sink-o!
- ay!!

[Fourth joke]

- hey melvin, you know why hitler comitted suicide?
- why?
- 'cause he got the gas bill!

[Fifth joke]

- woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather, he died in a concentration camp
- oh, smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
- how did he die?
- he fell off the watchtower