Doin' As I See On My Tv lyrics
Song information
Artist: Poison
Album: Crack A Smile
Lyrics
When I was a child I'd be starin' at the tube
I saw sex, violence, and death on the news
One day I saw the duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbor and I got on "cops"
All I want's a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks for me
I could shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in beverly hills, please?
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Doin' as I seen on my tv
I'd even do a porno flick, like all them hollywood chicks
I'm doin' it as I see on my tv
Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kinda groovy
I thought that this'd impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!
All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Hell I'd even do a porno flick, like my hero rikki did
Doin' as I seen on my tv
Whistling, gargling
I am not aware!