Doctor Dipstick lyrics

Song information

Artist: Puffball
Album: B-Body

Lyrics

He's the einstein of engines, he's the wizard of carbs
An overall-clad surgeon and addicted to sauce
His attitude's bad, yeah he's a guy who is wise
But he could lift out a big block with blindfolded eyes

A walking manual. the doc is the man
He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can

If you ask something stupid be prepared for a rant
He'd never miss a chance to make you feel like an ant
No reason for shame cuz there's only one man who knows
Doctor dipstick's his name and he's the star of the show

A walking manual. the doc is the man
He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can

He jumps into action with a sneer and a wrench
And sorts out the parts on a messy working bench
A man storms in, there's not much time left to the race
But everything's cool, the doc's on top of the case

A walking manual. the doc is the man
He's dipping that stick like a shit hits the can