When I Win The Lottery lyrics

Song information

Artist: Quincy Punx
Album: Nutso Smasho

Lyrics

I'm sick of sitting at home
Because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So I watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
If money dont't buy happiness
Then I don't know what does
If I had some I'd buy some booze
At least I'd have a buzz
They say that money's power
And power's what corrupts
Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored
And I could use the bucks
The day will come, I'll get what's mine
I know the world owes me
And all my friends will ride along
When I win the lottery
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy
A tribute to my vanity
That borders on insanity
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence
The king of jaded innocence
A diletante of decadence
The incarnation of excess
My house will be a pleasure dome
Just like kubli-khan's
With a basement shooting range
So I can play with all my guns
I'll buy a liquor store
To deliver just to me
And live-in prostitutes
Will fulfill my every fantasy
I'll hire washed up metal bands
To play there every day
I'll fill my swimming pool up
To the rim the tanquray
Have a stable full of midgets
That I'll train out in the yard
And hire old pro wrestlers
To be my body guards
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy
A tribute to my vanity
That borders on insanity
A lifestyle of debauchery
Profanity and sodomy
I'm sick of sitting at home
Because I don't have an cash
My cable got cut off
So I watch re-runs of m*a*s*h
If money dont't buy happiness
Then I don't know what does
If I had some I'd buy some booze
At least I'd have a buzz

When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy
A tribute to my vanity
That borders on insanity
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence
The king of jaded innocence
A diletante of decadence
The incarnation of excess
When I win the lottery
My life will be a fantasy
A tribute to my vanity
That borders on insanity
A lifestyle of debauchery
Profanity and sodomy