Pj + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork lyrics

Song information

Artist: Rasputina
Album: Cabin Fever

Lyrics

Pj:
I'm so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!

Vincent:
I know you are, babe

Pj:
No, it's quite hot in here

Vincent:
Are you stupid?
It is the nature of my glass house
Oh fabulous, here's matthew and bjork

Bjork:
Hello

Matthew:
Vincent, polly - good to see you

Bjork:
I'm so excited!
I've never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before
The erotic reawakening that matthew has brought about in me..
He's opened up a lot of plebeian activities that I've not... experienced before now. I'm loving it, to do these things that aren't necessarily elfin..

Vincent:
Yea, bjork, whatever
I just wanna know when you two get down, who's wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

Pj:
Vincent! how rude!
Could I weigh any less? I'm really quite shy in my way, but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up. eye make-up and lipstick and--some more lipstick -- it's really quite transformative! and when I throw up everything I've just eaten then I feel--

Bjork:
Oh to throw up -- it means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I've got a lot of money for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my comme des gar?ons skirt all dirty and dusty..
It don't matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it

Matthew:
I say, khaki chinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?
I've got the basket in the bentley..
We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent:
Hey, yeah, matthew, we're both hot former football players
I know bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but polly would snap-- like a twig--under the smallest tackle
Let's put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she's banging her head against the wall!... and bjork's recording it

Bjork:
The rhythm! it moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew:
Isn't she a darling thing?

Vincent:
When she says 'jelly' it makes me think of someone's ass, and then I think--

Matthew:
How dare you, sir! that's my childwoman you're speaking of!

Vincent:
Matthew, I didn't say bjork
I'm just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like my ass is--

Pj:
Vincent you are an ass!
You are an ass!

Matthew:
What about my ass?
It's hard from sports

This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the church of the latter day saints