Mood Rings lyrics

Song information

Artist: Relient K
Album: Two Lefts Don't Make A Right... But Three Do

Lyrics

We all know the girls that I am talking about
Well they are time bombs and they are ticking
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up
We know that without a doubt
Cause they're those girls
Yeah, you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're thinking
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy its depressing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

If its drama you want then look no further
They're like "the real world"
Meets "boy meets world"
Meets "days of our lives"
And it just kills me how they get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking, just what they're thinking
She's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
And all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

Cause when it's black it means watch you back because you're probably
The last person in the world right now she wants to see
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
And ask her out because she'll most likely agree
And when it's green, it simply means that she is really stressed
And when it's clear, it means she's completely emotionless
(And that's alright, I must confess)

We all know the girls that I am talking about
She liked you wednesday, but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
And it just figures that we'll never figure them out
First she's jekyll, then she's hyde... at least she makes a lovely pair

Mood ring, oh, mood ring
Oh, tell me, will you bring
The key to unlock this mystery
Of girls and their emotions
Play it back in slow motion
So I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind

(Huh, that was terrible)