Better Than No One lyrics

Song information

Artist: Ren & Stimpy
Album: You Eediot!

Lyrics

Stimpy: (tap dancing)
Ren: stimpy what's all that racket about?
Stimpy:I'm tap dancing ren. pretty good, huh?
Ren: it just sounds like noise to me. and you look even more stupid then ususal
Stimpy: oh pshaw. tap dancing is fun ren. why don't you join me?
Ren: ohhh nooo! I'm no eediot
Stimpy: come on ... no one will ever see you
Ren: no way!
Stimpy: just put on these shoes and move your feet..
Ren: back off man! I can do it. (tap dancing)
Stimpy: now, don't you feel better?
Ren: hey! this is fun! you're right stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time so mean to you
Stimpy: think nothing of it buddy!
Ren: pal! (and into the song....)
Stimpy: it's really great - to have a chum
Who's kind and caring - and lots
Of fun
He slaps me around when i
Feel blue
Only a pal would do that for you
His name is ren & when it
Comes to a friend
No one is better
Stimpy: your turn pal
Ren: o.k. buddddd... (scream)
You eediot, if you're going to tap dance do it on your own two feet
Stimpy: whoops
Ren: he's really fat - but I admit
He's not so dumb - for an eediot
I hate the smell of his litter box
And when he fills with glue my
Stay-put socks
He's lost his mind, but when
I'm in a bind
He's better than no one!
Ren: would you comb my hair?
Stimpy: with glee!
Ren: would you polish my toes?
Stimpy: for free!
Ren: would you shave my tongue?
Stimpy: whoopee!
Ren & stimpy: you're the friend for me!
Ren: my friend to the end -
Which I hope is soon
Has a head full of air - like a
Red ballon
Stimpy: a ballon head, wow! -
What a great thing to be
Your always say the nicest thing to me
Ren: you're a fool
Stimpy: but I think your cool
No one is better!
Stimpy: would you tell me a story?
Ren: no way!
Stimpy: would you pick my nose?
Ren: for pay!
Stimpy: would you scratch my back?
Ren: no!
Stimpy: pluck my brows?
Ren: erghhhh!
Stimpy: lick my fur?
Ren: arright stimpy! that's it!
I've had enough of your stupid questions! the answer is no!
No, I tell you. a thousand times nooooooo!
Stimpy: oh, just asking!
Ren: we're opposites by nature
Stimpy: he's a dog, and I'm a cat - I think
Ren: but put us both together
Stimpy: and we're a perfect match
I'm glad he's here to tell me
What to do
Ren: somebody's got to think for you
You may be a dud, but when I need a bud
You're better than no one!
Stimpy: no on is better!
Ren: you're better than..
Stimpy: no one is..
Ren: better than..
Stimpy: no one..
Ren & stimpy: no one - is better