Captain's Log / Space Madness lyrics

Song information

Artist: Ren & Stimpy
Album: You Eediot!

Lyrics

Ren: captain's log. cadet stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet
Baldknob for the last thirty-six years. our supplies are dangerously low and
We've had to breathe ammonia these last eighteen years. fortunately, we had
To eat what was left of the ship. aaahh, at last the voices have stopped for
Awhile. but I suspect I can no longer turn my back on cadet stimpy. the rigors
Of space travel have somehow twisted his mind. he's gone crazy. he's got the
Space madness!!
Ren: they think I am crazy but I know better
It is not I who am crazy
It is I who am mad
Didn't ya see the crowds
You can't take if from me now
I've had this ice cream bar
Since I was a child
People always trying to take it
From me
Why won't they leave me alone?