Police (Skit) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Sean Paul
Album: Dutty Rock

Lyrics

Officer:
Pull ova man, pull ova, pull ova
Stop right here so
Lock off your car
Step out the vehicle wit you documents, please
Hmm, you know why I pull yu ova?

Sean paul:
Ahh, officer bwoy,me ina rush

Officer:
Did I give yu the right to blow trough di stop light like that

Sean paul:
Gee, me never even see it, me neva see--

Officer:
Licence and registration, licence and registration please

Sean paul:
Aright, everyting is in order

O:
Sean paul, you in trouble sean paul bwoy, what you do?

Sp:
Bwoy me a dj, you know

O:
Dj, oh! disc jockey, a mean u play on da radio?

Sp:
No man, no

O:
What station you play?

Sp:
No, I'm a artis

O:
Artist, a you paint house, you paint...what you paint?

Sp:
No, no, no, musical artist

O:
Music artist, you play instrument, look inside di car if u see any instrument
Inside there

Sp:
Hol on, hol on nuh, you a get me wrong, you know, sean paul, man, entertainer

O:
Enter--oh, me know all a unnu, I know entertainer, oh pass me di newspaper
Let me see di entertainmenr section and see mr. sean paul is in the
Entertainment section. mmm, sean....paul. I see one man inside here so, wit
Orange hair, head look like carpet, him na look like u at all, u know. I see a
Nex one here so, im wear a dark glasses....and I don't see....a dreadlocks one
But you don't have dreadlocks? say u need dreadlocks in yu business you know
You need dreadlocks

Sp:
I nah really put in dreadlocks

O:
But your not in di paper at all, I don't see sean paul in di paper. you just
Not in the paper,from you not in the paper, you nah popular, thats how I see
In my books thats how it is, you not popular at---

(O sniffs)
What is dat? what is that cologne? is weed, hmm? jesus, its weed the man stink
A weed, you know? bwoy stink a weed, come on! impound the vehicle! sleep ina
Jail tonight, that it! yu goose cook now! you tried to fool me up before, you